Nope Nope Nope Nope Nurses Coming October 13 to Steam & Johren
TOKYO, JAPAN – JULY 31, 2023.
Shiravune is pleased to announce that Nope Nope Nope Nope Nurses, from the developers at Dark One!, will be coming to Steam and Johren on October 13.
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nurses is the thrilling third and final installment of the highly popular Nope Nope Nurses /Sakusei Byoutou series. It's not just the nurses that are bad in this hospital… Illicit drugs, extortion, cash for bodily fluids, and an undercover investigation to top it all off—these are just some of the exciting twists and turns that await. Will Yamada make it out of this poor excuse of a hospital alive and well?
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nurses brings a unique mix of drama, comedy, suspense, and bad nurses to boot. As of July 31, 2023, the game is now available for wishlisting on Steam!
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2474940?utm_source=enpr
Johren (18+): https://www.johren.games/games/download/nopenopenopenopenurses-en-zh
INTRO
—They call me Yamada. I'm just an ordinary student, hospitalized with two broken arms... except for my strange and incurable condition.
Unfortunately, the hospital where I'm being treated has got a certain reputation. Word has it, the place is staffed exclusively with the absolute worst people ever to call themselves nurses... and if anything, the reality has turned out to be worse than the rumors.
The most miserable part of it all? The nurses were only the beginning.
Illicit ties to the criminal underworld? Check.
Police officers infiltrating it all undercover? Check.
They're quarantining me in my own ward, now.
They'll pay me six mil a year just to treat me.
Somehow, I've found myself at the center of every ambition and ever plot, and every new force that enters the fray only seems to drag me further under.
What's right in this situation, and who's wrong?
What constitutes a crime, and who's going to punish it?
Will I ever be able to find the answers? And even if I do—do I have any hope of leaving this hospital alive...?
CHARACTERS
Head Nurse Tendo
Voice: Yukari Aoyama
The elder Tendo sibling is the hospital's head nurse. Her job description is just to handle the nursing team, but that belies the absolute power she wields; even the doctors, administration, and hospital director can't defy her. Desiring ever more authority and ever greater financial power, she's a ruthless person who's willing to use any means to achieve her goals.
Vengeful Nurse Mia Tendo
Voice: Miru
Mia Tendo is the head nurse's younger sister and a member of the OG Three, veteran nurses who are feared within the hospital. She's a really eccentric person who's truly unpredictable. That unpredictability causes strife for tons of people, but since she's the apple of the all-powerful head nurse's eye, everyone is doomed to suffer in silence.
Mad Nurse Amamiya
Voice: Don Ohana
Amamiya is a terrifying genius physician and Doctor of Pharmacy who is often hit with flashes of inspiration that led her to create astonishing new pharmaceuticals one after another. Her skills are the real deal but she's a bit off when it comes to thinking ethically. She administers the medicine she makes to patients without running any clinical trials first.
Bodyguard Nurse Otsuka
Voice: Kaoru Momozono
Otsuka was once a judo competitor who won many national tournaments and was endowed with a great physique and a promising career. However, due to an injury, she retired and spent her days in a deep depression. After accepting Amamiya's invitation to work with her, she decided to become Amamiya's assistant.
Begrudging Nurse Tachibana
Voice: Mirau
Tachibana is the guiding light of the hospital's young nurses. She's focused and reliable, with a dedication to her job that's commendable. However, her demands for others to match her level of diligence and her tendency to overwork so hard she neglects her personal life are anything but.
Violent Nurse Yamaguchi
Voice: Misaki Kamishiro
Yamaguchi is one of the hospital's young nurses. She's also a former delinquent, as her style, cursing, and the speed with which she resorts to violence make evident to most who meet her. However, she is reasonable and honestly isn't a bad person. In fact, some say she's the sanest person in the hospital.
Insidious Nurse Kurokawa
Voice: Hikaru Isshiki
Kurokawa is another of the hospital's young nurses. She's a coward and self-deprecating, as well as unceasingly resentful—in other words, she's a real terror. Despite how down she always is on herself, if anyone else dares to so much as slight her, she'll harass them to the ends of the earth for revenge. She thinks of Yamada as a kindred spirit and is obsessed with him.
Obsessive Nurse Numajiri
Voice: Kazuha
Numajiri is another of the feared OG Three. She'll fight you over any little mistake and belittle you with endless comments to the point you wanna rip your own heart out. She's a creep who loves to go after people weaker than her in this way until they can't take it anymore and start bawling. Is considering keeping Yamada as a pet.
Black-Hearted Nurse Kiritani
Voice: Ren Toyotaka
Kiritani is the last member of the OG Three. At first glance, she seems to have it together, but she was once a delinquent whose mere name sent people running. Personality-wise, she's never changed, still leading people and standing above the rest. She's already made a lot of the younger nurses her disciples and has turned a fair number of patients into her pets.
Demotivational Nurse Hiramatsu
Voice: Elena Kaibara
Hiramatsu is a newbie nurse who loooves slacking off and lazing around. When she was Yamada's primary nurse, she would boldly fall asleep in his room. In her eyes, having other people do all the work is always more efficient than for she herself to lift so much as a finger.
Unreliable Nurse Mochizuki
Voice: Mei Misonoo
Mochizuki is a new nurse at the hospital who always tries to do the best she can, but as she's not used to the work, she almost always fails at what she's doing. Her being a failure as a nurse makes her a target for Numajiri, in turn making her life an ocean of stress. She gets along well with the slacker Hiramatsu for some reason and can often be found hanging out with her.
Not a Nurse Aizawa
Voice: Leo Miyoshi
Aizawa is a worker at the hospital's internal convenience store, which provides her with some level of anonymity. This anonymity conceals her true occupation—as an undercover police officer who's there to expose the hospital's underworld connections. She's got a strong sense of justice and cares deeply for her comrades. She asks Yamada to cooperate with her investigation.
Yamada
Voice: -
Yamada is a young man with a rare condition. His weak points are being indecisive and easily swayed, but this time—at this critical juncture—he's made up his mind and is ready to take action.
Product Information
Title: Nope Nope Nope Nope Nurses
OS: Windows
Players: Single-Player
Developer: Dark One!
Publisher: Shiravune
Languages: English, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese
Platforms
Steam, Johren (18+ Adult Version)
Pricing Details
19.99 USD / 1,999 Johren Points
* Steam prices may vary based on regional pricing.
* Steam discount 20% OFF for 1 week after launch!
* Johren discount 20% OFF for 2 weeks after launch!
About Shiravune
Shiravune is a Tokyo-based localization team dedicated to bringing Japanese games to fresh audiences in English and Chinese. We work with developers large and small to help them deliver their stories to players around the world. Since our founding in 2019, it has been our pleasure to expand our catalog to include the seminal 90s dating sim Dōkyūsei: Bangin' Summer, the crossdressing rom-com Otome * Domain, the hyperkinetic rush that is Marco & The Galaxy Dragon, PC ports of the acclaimed Utawarerumono series of story-driven tactics RPGs, and much more! Find our games primarily on Steam and Johren, or join us on Twitter and Discord for the latest announcements.
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